This is my National Identity :
This National Identity did everything: travel , got driver's licenses, did real estate transactions, I wrote to my offspring at birth, bought dollars and presented it to each claim of identity verification that I have ordered in my 38 years of life.
I traveled the interior, I presented several times to get my passport ( traveled a lot, but now no longer had a very time traveler) and I voted. I voted a thousand times for this National Identity.
Both
but both voted for, that one day I finished the space provided for that in my National Identity and began to seal sheets that had nothing to do with the elections.
And so I used it much but this last time ( especially for all elections, to vote ) that began more ajar until the back half was opened to create a new pair of leaves where they continued putting stamps Election:
But it is so long ago, several years, the day I noticed that I was ugly old man and I kept it in a box and only used it from then on, for a presentation in court when I needed. To vote, which followed the voting and much National Identity in this state.
Never ever, at all times that I mentioned here above, any municipal employee or employee of the court, or president of polling station, or police or banker, never, ever, I have pointed out that National ID worthless. Never.
stopped only when needed serve me, when I wanted to make the move.
To make the address change to go, if you live in the center, the area of \u200b\u200bWheelright and Paraguay at about 7 am and queue standing outside the door, until 8, when that open to a pull a stunt and meet the modern and practical new municipal employees.
Then it was my girlfriend to do it, I was not going to be able to do as much work and I have no possibility of losing one morning in that process, neither does my girlfriend, but she can order am I not, I have who ask that. Then I stopped at the door and there was nobody ( had tried several times, and at 7 had between ten and twenty people is that they had painted on site type 6). This time there were only two neighbors, then poked the intrigues me, and jumped into the pool. Or did that day or not going to be able to do anymore.
So I went to my business, distant about 50 blocks away, and arranged for the morning so we can rajarme soon.
And the planets are aligned.
and 7:45 departure to City Center to by my " change of address." Finally
achieve it, finally Ovid would vote in Lagos and Rueda, 60 blocks away from my current abode.
Then I came as a exalación, fearing that all go to hell just because of not getting a parking space, which was highly likely in that area as everyone tries to park at that time to do some processing but not right in front of where I was going was going at that moment, a pug nose and left me there.
Perfect.
Nothing else could ask of life. Elated to station and cross for my change of address. It was 8:03 and my girlfriend was beckoning me from the door of the court that it was our turn and went a little agitated, and took my National Identity in my pocket and handed it to the city clerk, who looked contemptuously and did this dialogue:
- This Document is not - forcible unlocking used with great contempt.
- But sir, is the same document that I used to vote the last time ... - I said sadly, I knew I was going to be hard thing, to the point of impossible.
- This Document is not - repeat used as an old computer and checked.
- Excuse me sir, but I can explain what serves to vote, or what served last week in court to give permission for my daughters to leave the country on holiday with his mother and now serves this process so simple? - Asked by a great sacrifice for not grab the ears and pop the mug on the desk several times to note that he had no more life.
- This Document is not - repeat again used as a perfect moron, what I can see that I moved or heat radiating from my body, my girlfriend remarked that came the psychedelic pop and then entered her in conversation, especially for me not to talk more, not good to do when I'm on the verge of anger.
- Excuse me, sir, but it is true that nobody ever told us that the document from my boyfriend, you could make the move? is just that and he works hard, makes it practically impossible to do this procedure ...
- This Document is not - consider employee, meaning he wanted to kill him.
- Listen a little bit, character, do you all are going to say all morning is " this Document is not? nobody ever told me "this document serves " when both you and the ineffective rule and I get paid the salary needed to go and vote, Tenema some respect and realize that not that much and only did not have good night yesterday and then you catch it with me I'm the first asshole that touched you in line ...
- Come, let's talk to the judge and tell him everything you want it - rose used with great recklessness - Besides, what is about to serve to vote ...? To vote me, I can put a stamp on a piece of paper, if the same ...- minimized the employee example, implying that what I said was not important.
- You're listening to? Do you realize you're telling me that I do not vote matter? Do you realize what you're saying? So me you can put a stamp on a piece of paper? Why is it so important? Are you sure?
- Come - opened the door energetic and determined to fight to the end - Come and tell all that to the judge.
- Stop, do not worry ... - I said biting to say what he really wanted, the attitude of the municipal clerk showed me all over that if I followed you would not change my girlfriend home.
And I left.
And I could not make the move.
Do you know what this story reminds me of ID again?
By changing cars patents Carlos Saul Menem , that afternoon early '90s where Carlos was awakened from a nap thinking how to gather several hundreds of millions of extra dollars that had already cornered and came up with the ingenious way of forcing all Argentines to change its patent car for the modest sum of $ 84 inventing it was for the safety of all because they had imported some guns that would read more refractory paint nitidimente new patents and then, by decree: To change the patent . And my car from one day to the other changed his S677 638 722 by SRR or something and I had to put in my pocket $ 84. Like every citizen Argentine owns a vehicle.
And never in my life, in these 20 years ago that the cars are refractory patents, I saw a traffic cop one of those "guns -lee-painting-refractory ." Never. Now the couple
K one afternoon researching how to raise money raised massively and invented what the DNI again, and gave strict orders to city employees who do not leave puppet head, and every citizen to present the DNI must be rejected for having to redo it and have the new, much higher quality than the previous (...) that has lasted many decades.
Now I'm going to have to make the new DNI , which did not want to because I've seen what the new DNI and pathetic, does not last more than 3 or 4 years.
And I know, convinced that only a props to raise money for God knows what.
But I am a sheep, one more in the pen.
and must do so.
I like it or not.
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