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Today I'm going to report a problem, bah, you do not, I'm having several problems with the phone, that magical machine that changed our lives and that without it, we can no longer live. I
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Personal . For many years, I think at least 15. And for over 5 years I have a plan " companies, free to speak with my mother, my sister, my father, my girlfriend and my older daughter.

Cell phones walk no more. I do not know if you took note of this that I say. But do not go further. Because there are many. And the antennae are chronically congested. Know it, my friend, so he was not leaving the bicycle chain to fart about something that has no solution.

Evil tongues say that in this country there are at least 2 phones per capita. That gives a total of 80 million lines .

Then the following happens when you talk to your partner will produce "muting notes " sunk a quarter or half a second.

However, if those " muting notes" were only the result of the lack of quality service by saturation of equipment, should appear in any instance of the conversation and not just in the "strategic word" or " leader word" prayer. And this makes me think that cell phone companies have a trained elite army that listens to conversations and fires " muting notes" at times critical for the customer to call back and spend and a new call.

I'll put four examples of what happens, and you become a friend of the problem and is considering if it happens every day:

Conversation 1:

- Mother and child -

Son: What do you do Ma?
MOTHER: Here I am, reading the "MUTE " of the "MUTE "
H: What?
M: Reading the "MUTE " of the "MUTE "
H: Cut right. I do not understand.
M: Reading the "MUTE " of the "MUTE "
H: Well, never mind, I still do not understand you, look at that in a while I'll pass, watch and low to open up.
M: What time are you coming?
H: That of the "MUTE " and fourth
M: What time? Just cut.
H: In the "MUTE " and a quarter.
M: It is still cutting.
H: Now you hear me?
M: Yes Loud and clear.
H: In the "MUTE " and a quarter.
M: No, it is cut. Does one thing, I get ready and I wait, and when you touch me ringtone.
H: What if " MUTE "place to" MUTE ?
M: No, you cut yourself, son, do not know what I said ...
H: What if "MUTE " place to "MUTE ."
M: No, what mace, just cut.

This is a silly example, daily, a situation that, despite breaking a lot of balls because you pay for a service and intends to enjoy it, is not life or death. Does not really matter what crap I was reading the mother, or is so relevant to what time does the child home, if a mother who is in his house and thinks out of it. It does not matter if the child fails no place to park and can play ringing in any case a minute left double-parked car, an issue rooted in our character, and it's up to the mother ring down while parked on the next block. Put cool, is not so bad ... Here's another lens

example.

Conversation 2:

- Manager - Employee -

HEAD: Martínez, Could make a deposit?
EMPLOYEE: No, sir. Was " MUTE" the "MUTE " account.
J: I did not hear, Martinez. Just cut. What happened?
E: I was "MUTE " the "MUTE , sir.
J: I still do not receive it properly, why do not you stay "MUTE ?
E: Sir? I did not understand the last thing you said ...
J: " MUTE" Martinez! " MUTE!" See if it takes me more ...
E: Now listen to me better?
J: Yes, much better. What problem was with the tank?
E: He said he was " MUTE" the "MUTE " account.
J: Wow, Martinez, purpose but just like those two words are cut as necessary to ensure that we understand, do one thing, it's half past one, why not come to the office and I explained in person, you still have time to redo the deposit.
E: Of course, sir. I'm going.
J: I hope so.

Both Martinez and his boss, on this occasion, were lucky. Since it was one and a half, missing another hour and a half for the bank closure, and Martinez's office was only a few blocks from the bank branch. Martinez returned to his office, somewhat shaken by the shot and finally explained the problem with the tank: I was WRONG the NUMBER account. The chief found the mistake, missing a number, and Martinez was thrown to the bank with the correct account number.

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far are reasonably safe. Do not hurt anyone. Just a waste of time. That time is eluded us for several years. Because we have no more time, if you have not realized yet.

But let a third example. A little more complicated.

Example 3:

- Client insurance companies on the road with the family of two young children and a woman - Switchboard insurance company. TELEFONICA

: BORDER-COLLIE Insurance on-line, my name is Fabiana, How I can help?
Customer: Yes, good afternoon. I was on the road, I could send a tow truck, apparently an electrical problem because the car is stopped and not start over.
T: Why not, sir, please tell me the location.
C: We are to "MUTE " miles of "MUTE " Shell "MUTE " hand "MUTE "
T: Sorry, but I did not understand.
C: You said that we are to "MUTE " miles of " MUTE "Shell" MUTE "hand" MUTE . " But passing the Shell, passing to the side of " MUTE" ...
T: I do not understand the location, do me the favor to cum a few meters to see if I can get better in the meantime tell me the patent of his car and the policy number.
C: Sure. The car is a "MUTE " pearl gray. And the patent is JG "MUTE " MUTE "8. And the policy number ... Wait for not find it. Here it is. Take note: "MUTE " MUTE "4 H 14 J MUTE" MUTE "MUTE " 3.
T: No, sir, unfortunately I did not understand anything he said, must be run from where it is because they do not take it. Cut.

In this case, more dangerous, certainly; client could have had an accident on the road. By failing to provide the requested information to the operator there may be desperate to be with family on the route and has chosen to toe and leave his wife and children alone, yet what this means.


But we once and for all the most dangerous example, that they has no outlet and transporting guests to their death. Accident


home. A child took poison for ants. His mother, desperate emergency calls. This woman lives far away and the ambulance will take an hour long in coming. So the call center operator will give advice to women on how to act until paramedics arrive.

DESPERATE MOTHER: Hello! Please! My son took poison " MUTE!" send an ambulance. Is on the floor with eyes and a bottle thrown at his side WILL DIE!
Phone: Please, lady, calm down. Poison for what took the baby? Not heard.
MD: For " MUTE!"
T: I still do not understand, but do not be upset, tell me the address and send a doctor.
MD: " MUTE" 4284!
T: I do not understand the street, ma'am. Relax and runs where it is cut. We see that not a good sign.
MD: " MUTE" 4284! Come soon! I get "MUTE " at the mouth! And has "MUTE !"
T: I can not understand it, Madam, you must go to another room to take the data because they were short. Otherwise I can not send the doctor and I can not tell you what to do while they come home ...


Did you see how suddenly, with this latest example stopped laughing and panicked a little bit?

So, I wonder.

What should we do with these companies in one quarter that we provide these services to shit, we cater for shit and that shit we sell devices to communicate for shit while charging fortunes unacceptable that do not compare with the same service Elsewhere in the world, turning Argentina into a country with world's most expensive phone, which is above to increase imminent?

Why if the "MUTE " is produced by the absolute congestion we suffer does not appear anywhere and does so in such strategic places?

Why not matter how many times you repeat the phrase as it does not matter as a prayer back, the "MUTE " is disturbing word leader for one can not be understood? Do

phones are not for us to communicate?

Or are they only pay more beads in this maelstrom that is our life miserable? Any

days will take the bull by the horns and all phones will throw away, making these powerful companies claudiquen, melt and explode like shit they are?




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On Friday I was working as a reckless, head start for the week and the heat , on the end of November that made me decide, much to my regret, that next day from work only from 6 am to 14 fluently. I have the advantage of being able to decide these things and I can not imagine what they must endure can not and should work afternoon at work as mine ( unventilated metal shed and obviously no air conditioning ). Then, he said, was working with a very heated in the crotch paspadura already made me a perennial. And I was listening to Victor Hugo .



always listen to Victor Hugo, even though I hate the way that gets cheeky advertisements between news, which made for a long time to leave him, but now I came back a while ago. And I need to hear. Above all to know how come the hand.

I had great respect for this man until the day I received a mail saying that Nestor paid him 10 green sticks that are supportive of their government. At first I could not believe, really. Not conceived. Victor Hugo? I felt insulted, cheated, what I felt like shit.

But mail sent to me left no room for doubt:

1. Horacio Vicente Mendoza and Hilda Viviana Mendez , employee of Continental , warned the gift and discussed among the other employees of the radio. And Victor Hugo lobbied for the throw. And the cast.
2. Magdalena Ruiz Guinazu abruptly severed its relationship Victor Hugo, canceling one day to another the " pass" that was with him at the end of your program, how interesting it was.
3.Continental and Victor Hugo, who had mentioned that would not transmit the World South Africa 2010, were overnight and forwarded. Hugo 4.Víctor
stopped talking bad forever Julio Grondona, the sworn enemy No. 1.


I listened to "pass " he did with Madeleine. I listened, I told anyone. And I witnessed the day that the pass was no more. Nor was such an asshole sitting in a chair With one hand holding the bulb, enraptured with the comments of these two, no. Just listened and I noticed that one day there was more.
And then recently, when Victor Hugo renewed his contract with Radio 4 new year, a listener asked Fernando Bravo, a journalist who happens on the grid Continental, what he thought about the issue of the contract, to which Fernando Bravo replied: - To me this radio pay me to speak between 13 and 17, Monday through Friday. What happens outside of these times does not concern me ... -




A year ago, more or less at the time I posted angry debate between Longobardi and Victor Hugo on media law (where Longobardi was like a complete idiot for not giving their views on the law and held his position Morales with dignity, grace, poise and a lot of information ) had made a note in the journal of the daily La Nación , where Victor Hugo showed his home in Puerto Madero, a department quite as hell, that where it is impacted by one look and left dripping with slime. And Victor Hugo posed for pictures in the be in music room, the kitchen In the living , always guarded by huge windows that showed the distance, Uruguay. It was the apartment of a potentate.

When I read that note I was surprised at how elegant and super comfortable life of Victor Hugo, but then went into reasons: Victor Hugo is a guy who 30 years ago that is heard and signed contracts must be millionaires so it makes sense to have so great amount of silver.

And time passed, and Victor Hugo kept raving about the government, followed by inserting the advertising of lenses in places Francioni absolutely crazy and I kept listening with sadness, rather to my regret. Because the other option, my friend, is to make Gold Oscar Gonzales, and I can not. I can not really listen to that program.

Then, returning to the opening paragraph of this nice post, last Friday was working very heated and Victor Hugo broadcast from Mar del Plata and was eleven-plus. And I was very hot and very sore hands. And he was scratched. And I was sleepy. And Victor Hugo mentioned something about Mar del Plata is the city where summer class Argentines " half" and that to calculate what kind of middle class spends the summer in Mar del Plata ( is that there are several Victor Hugo " middle classes ") had asked its production to give you a list of cars traveling on the door of the radio because, even though he was behind a window showing the avenue, he did not know car brand and could not say what car was circulating that the production car had told him what had him A Chevrolet Corsa, and were passing cars: a Ford Sierra a Fiat Duna , a Peugeot 504 , a Ford Taunus , etc, etc.



Victor, look I do not get angry Easy and notice even despite all the bad smell that surrounds you today, I kept listening ... But you can not. Definitely you can not.
First you can not draw as middle class people who have these cars. Admitílo. Is poor. It is not middle class. No one in the ranks of society has this kind of cars. They are poor, Victor Hugo. Poor. Poor in this country. Because there are poor in this country. And summer together in Mar del Plata, as they can, raffle every year income installments beginning on the holiday card to 15 days in January, all crammed together in Bristol. Understand this point. Do not be so cheeky.

Secondly, you can not not know the names of the orders, Victor Hugo, forget shit, you're a big guy, how old are you? "60?

You never see, in your younger years, a Torino eager to handle it?

Do not know the Audi?, Does the BMW?, Is the Mercedes Benz? Would not you heard these names? You never see the logos of these brands? In the garage of your tower of Puerto Madero is full of those ... Do you ever see them brought the ass when they are parked?

How can you be so gil to assume that someone will believe you know nothing about cars?

And the other thing: Do you really

think that you drive a Chevrolet Corsa makes you more worthy and you run the place of corrupt journalist in which you went alone?

Do you believe that comment so people will say: Look Victor Hugo, what a nice person he is, has a corsita like us! ?

When you come back to the parking lot of the super luxury tower in which you live corsita park the car next to which neighbor?

Which car is your neighbor next door?

Do not clash with the decor the corsita yours in the parking lot that?

you not expressed your neighbors to move it because it bothers them stick around? Do you believe seriously that we are going to change our opinion of you because you tell us driving a corsita?

Do you believe that people are assholes?

And another thing, I lose sleep and I promise this is the last:

Really you do not know the brand of car you drive?

How did you buy? Did you buy by mail?

How do you get inside the cockpit of that mysterious car when going to work? Are you going with your eyes closed and someone takes you so you will not stumble as if it were a disturbing surprise?

Would you removed the logo of the brand of wheel to not know what inside?






Victor Hugo, hacete a favor, do not try to fix something that's already broken and will never be repaired. Laburando followed. Talk radio, support for the government and make yours. You're great and deserve to enjoy life. Do not make unacceptable situations to get along with people. The time is right and wise. And if all this story about 10 sticks green is a lie eventually be known, do not worry. Perhaps you know when you're dead because sometimes the time it takes to render a verdict, but at least your listeners will return to respect for that man we all supposed you were.

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supermarket queue in the future I have always someone with a problem of lack of money, or card failure, or unsafe product ... I also spent several times that the cashier decided at the moment that touches me I close the box. The film

I always feel, to the letter, next to a madman who sends text messages nonstop like a madman during the course of the film, when it is not going opening candy wrapped in cellophane or laughing in the company clean of his followers.

always on the bench press in the ATM when it's my turn. In countless

paperwork for me made to the authorities that govern us from the sale of a vehicle, such as change of address, for payment of any tax is always behind my house I found that the form was not, or the seal was bad or prostate was defeated. Always.

always had problems. I am always touched me. Moreover, I could not tell once they did not have to go through an expletive. Am. I am a garcas unresolved. And I agree to live with that cross.

When I started, almost 2 years, to carry my dog \u200b\u200bto the park and Dorrego Wheelright , repeatedly suffered the siege of " The mysterious men in black " living in the canyon and get high and drunk and mussels without scruples, even after they published a nice story I enjoyed one ( then informed me a few friends who also go to the park that the guy called Andrew "and is a fugitive from justice santafecina, which was finally jailed for murder and therefore not see more ... )

then enjoyed the beginning of building a kind of square in the area, surrounding the whole area and narrowing the premises unless de la mitad, motivo por el cuál ahora estamos todos apretados y muy incómodos, pero nos respetamos y entendemos. Y no nos jodemos entre nosotros.

También fui partícipe de una situación un domingo que fui con mi novia, mis hijas y la perra a comer unos sanguchitos con bebida cola y elegimos un banco bajo un árbol y nos sentamos a almorzar. La estábamos pasando realmente muy bien: mi perra jugaba sin parar con un perro llamado " Indio ", mi novia leía el diario, yo leía unos impresos que me había organizado sobre Julian Assange para luego postear mi comentario en este blog y mis hijas jugaban con unos diminutos dinosaurios plásticos en el banco de cemento. Todo era perfecto hasta que apareció on one side an old ( to the park I know that my girlfriend and once helped to tie the hair ) with a chango supermarket, about 6 stray dogs and a stick to threaten me that I go there, she had that feed the dogs and that this was "his " Instead, I looked but did not say anything but my girlfriend is that he looked bad because it immediately followed, saying he did not look well, and to leave. My girlfriend insisted, trying to express that this was a public place and that there are thousands of ways to say things that the old raised his stick and began to give the bank where my daughters were playing with dinosaurs plastics, flying them to the remismísima shit.
And then I got up and protecting the smallest of any future larger shovel while he walked away alone and my girlfriend got together all in a basket and went while I hugged my little girl, trying to retrieve the dinosaurs before the shovels of continuous crazy old inches from my hands. I called the police and went, but the police never came. Never comes the police, is for more important things to imprison thieves, thugs, intimidating rags and / or sellers of the market open. And the old lady got to feed the dogs in the comfort of "his " park bench.

Then I told the friends of the park with which we see every day and I said yes, even some from afar had seen the sad episode and that the park can not go. That "mysterious men in black " are no more because with this construction of the plaza ran and left, but now there are twenty new weak selling market in the canyon and tightened to which car park to give them $ 4 per car care will not care as they once collected the weights are re-enfiestarse in the canyon.

Then I got tired. And I left the park.

Last week some friends recommended I go with Etelvina, my dog, to Florida, that dogs really like the water that would be fun enough. So last Saturday we went to 3: My girlfriend and I Etelvina.



The phenomenon we at the beginning Etelvina not understand and look at the water with resentment, but spent 2 gentlemen fifties walking and discussing issues of our daily life and taught him a push that water was re-good, then you Etelvina threw a stick and went to look. And I could never get the water. I was mad.











So I could not believe, so long lost, so many bad times lived and had a fantastic place to be a bit amusing to my dog.
On Sunday we went back. And on Monday evening. And on Tuesday. On Wednesday I went with my daughters, about 4. Two kids that came after I sat down to smoke unsaddled two separate blows escalerota in lowering the water, but were painted to be in yours and I did not give more importance. Even went walking down the side of the "cheerleaders " agents of the GUM and did not say anything so I should know, or maybe there it was different, more free, more respectful to me ... It was back in place and did not understand much as things were handled. The cheerleaders asked me from time to time some pelotudeces on the dog, if it was good, what was his name and stuff. I am feeling very comfortable with the situation because he was with the girls, but rates were seen tranquis so I did not bother others.
On Thursday I went to go, as Friday and Saturday. All week I went. Etelvina already made a couple of friends Uma , a shepherd who also is always the time that I go with their owners and shaved English Sheepdog still do not know which name to call "Pastora ". Uma owners and Pastora go with the chairs and Etelvina, Uma and Pastora play much alone in the eyes always attentive to us, their owners, do not let them run the place are defined by our possessions. And do not run. Never leave the bit demarcated by our chairs.

Today Sunday turned to go. At 9:30. Proudly paid the $ 4 charge you a partnership to benefit the Hospital Alberdi which employs about citizens badge and ticket and went to the water. Etelvina already canchera and goes away. I throw a stick. Etelvina searches for and brings it to me and I throw it back. After a while Uma and Pastora fell to their owners and were installed in the exact usual place, and greeted me from afar ( and yet we have seen no verbal contact ) And the dogs began to play.

appeared 30 minutes after the north side of the 2 agents GUM and approached me shyly. I did not know they wanted because I was so focused on my dog \u200b\u200bwho was swimming away but half saw that stealthily approached me. And it was for me, because where I was standing had no people around.

Highest asked if the dog was leash. I said yes and I pointed at the staircase. Most pony

asked if I had a muzzle. I said no.

Highest ordered me to put the belt. I said it was leather and was going to ruin the water. Most pony

told me I could not have released the dog without a muzzle, I retire.




Etelvina retiring ..


And they went to give the same speech to the owners of Uma and Pastora, who have all the earmarks of walking to burn the place they are, have painted about living there and go to the river just a leg years ago .
I was really angry, as usual, and went puteándolos, which is what I do when injustice and, above all, "Imam "Take over my life without permission. And I went to walk the path to Etelvina to dry in the sun so you can put it in the car.

When I arrived at the gates that block the way to Balneare Florida, I went to meet with these two subjects they call " Don Quixote and Sancho Panza " that asked a gentleman and a lady how long they would be drinking mate in the bank that they had chosen because he could not be there. And I got into the media, and ironically, they pointed out the poor candidates who could not drink mate there, in what could head such a frenzy, moving. Mr. and lady that was helping them understand and laugh with that look of surprise that got me at first contact with these two in uniform and I could not be prosecuted unless Don Quixote and Sancho Panza to be left alone and continue with his absurd patrol to find new victims.

After that I started to chew my anger and fight hard within me not to follow it by letting me go and fuck, but I can not. It is impossible. So I left the dog in the car and went to the "security tent" in which Don Quixote and Sancho Panza were sitting drinking mate in the company of other actors who were seen at the break and they asked the name to shouting and very angry. Both two I revealed their identities ( I'm going to keep a dark secret to deschavarlos, mostly because they have no guilt, are 2 rubber giles, 2 salami poor who do not have to work with and who engaged in this absurd job and comply with orders issued by a municipality unbalanced and do not know how to show the city that invented these agents paid a living wage) and an official GUM, with open air look of pimp and police, I asked my identity by becoming the beautiful, to which I replied: Talarga, Juan Carlos ... "Juancho," for friends , but did not get the joke and noted the name on a piece of paper.

then stepped in chief of this little band of broken-eggs and appeared in society with respect shaking my hand saying that there is a law for over 20 years, 8,468 , which dictates that dogs should be with muzzled and chained me I told him, feeling at once a pimp, the cheerleading episode Wednesday afternoon, that if they were so strict in enforcing the laws more assholes, why they had passed so happily alongside 2 were skinny joint goal and they had not made mention of the topic, what Chief Jose Luis told me that such matters are purely and exclusively by the police, they are not for that.

then got into the brawl an older man, claiming that the '82 makes going to the river and the dogs running loose and no one has problems, why do I shat free party that way, but none said anything did as the man was not standing there like did not exist. I grabbed his shoulder and carried him back to his saddle and said plastic is not altered, as thanks for caring.

cazzo I always wondered what the initials meant " GUM" and always assumed, probably wrong, other than meanings: Thugs

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Now I know what the hell these acronyms mean: United Garcadores

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Give him a warm applause to AA, IP and Mr. L. , agents, and leader, respectively, of the GUM, the organization as indispensable and as protective of the laws that preserve our integrity with grace, courage, drive and equity.





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