I have a magnet. There's no doubt. I know since I have memory.
supermarket queue in the future I have always someone with a problem of lack of money, or card failure, or unsafe product ... I also spent several times that the cashier decided at the moment that touches me I close the box. The film
I always feel, to the letter, next to a madman who sends text messages nonstop like a madman during the course of the film, when it is not going opening candy wrapped in cellophane or laughing in the company clean of his followers.
always on the bench press in the ATM when it's my turn. In countless
paperwork for me made to the authorities that govern us from the sale of a vehicle, such as change of address, for payment of any tax is always behind my house I found that the form was not, or the seal was bad or prostate was defeated. Always.
always had problems. I am always touched me. Moreover, I could not tell once they did not have to go through an expletive. Am. I am a garcas unresolved. And I agree to live with that cross.
When I started, almost 2 years, to carry my dog \u200b\u200bto the park and Dorrego Wheelright , repeatedly suffered the siege of " The mysterious men in black " living in the canyon and get high and drunk and mussels without scruples, even after they published a nice story I enjoyed one ( then informed me a few friends who also go to the park that the guy called Andrew "and is a fugitive from justice santafecina, which was finally jailed for murder and therefore not see more ... )
then enjoyed the beginning of building a kind of square in the area, surrounding the whole area and narrowing the premises unless de la mitad, motivo por el cuál ahora estamos todos apretados y muy incómodos, pero nos respetamos y entendemos. Y no nos jodemos entre nosotros.
También fui partícipe de una situación un domingo que fui con mi novia, mis hijas y la perra a comer unos sanguchitos con bebida cola y elegimos un banco bajo un árbol y nos sentamos a almorzar. La estábamos pasando realmente muy bien: mi perra jugaba sin parar con un perro llamado " Indio ", mi novia leía el diario, yo leía unos impresos que me había organizado sobre Julian Assange para luego postear mi comentario en este blog y mis hijas jugaban con unos diminutos dinosaurios plásticos en el banco de cemento. Todo era perfecto hasta que apareció on one side an old ( to the park I know that my girlfriend and once helped to tie the hair ) with a chango supermarket, about 6 stray dogs and a stick to threaten me that I go there, she had that feed the dogs and that this was "his " Instead, I looked but did not say anything but my girlfriend is that he looked bad because it immediately followed, saying he did not look well, and to leave. My girlfriend insisted, trying to express that this was a public place and that there are thousands of ways to say things that the old raised his stick and began to give the bank where my daughters were playing with dinosaurs plastics, flying them to the remismísima shit.
And then I got up and protecting the smallest of any future larger shovel while he walked away alone and my girlfriend got together all in a basket and went while I hugged my little girl, trying to retrieve the dinosaurs before the shovels of continuous crazy old inches from my hands. I called the police and went, but the police never came. Never comes the police, is for more important things to imprison thieves, thugs, intimidating rags and / or sellers of the market open. And the old lady got to feed the dogs in the comfort of "his " park bench.
Then I told the friends of the park with which we see every day and I said yes, even some from afar had seen the sad episode and that the park can not go. That "mysterious men in black " are no more because with this construction of the plaza ran and left, but now there are twenty new weak selling market in the canyon and tightened to which car park to give them $ 4 per car care will not care as they once collected the weights are re-enfiestarse in the canyon.
Then I got tired. And I left the park.
Last week some friends recommended I go with Etelvina, my dog, to Florida, that dogs really like the water that would be fun enough. So last Saturday we went to 3: My girlfriend and I Etelvina.
The phenomenon we at the beginning Etelvina not understand and look at the water with resentment, but spent 2 gentlemen fifties walking and discussing issues of our daily life and taught him a push that water was re-good, then you Etelvina threw a stick and went to look. And I could never get the water. I was mad.
So I could not believe, so long lost, so many bad times lived and had a fantastic place to be a bit amusing to my dog.
On Sunday we went back. And on Monday evening. And on Tuesday. On Wednesday I went with my daughters, about 4. Two kids that came after I sat down to smoke unsaddled two separate blows escalerota in lowering the water, but were painted to be in yours and I did not give more importance. Even went walking down the side of the "cheerleaders " agents of the GUM and did not say anything so I should know, or maybe there it was different, more free, more respectful to me ... It was back in place and did not understand much as things were handled. The cheerleaders asked me from time to time some pelotudeces on the dog, if it was good, what was his name and stuff. I am feeling very comfortable with the situation because he was with the girls, but rates were seen tranquis so I did not bother others.
On Thursday I went to go, as Friday and Saturday. All week I went. Etelvina already made a couple of friends Uma , a shepherd who also is always the time that I go with their owners and shaved English Sheepdog still do not know which name to call "Pastora ". Uma owners and Pastora go with the chairs and Etelvina, Uma and Pastora play much alone in the eyes always attentive to us, their owners, do not let them run the place are defined by our possessions. And do not run. Never leave the bit demarcated by our chairs.
Today Sunday turned to go. At 9:30. Proudly paid the $ 4 charge you a partnership to benefit the Hospital Alberdi which employs about citizens badge and ticket and went to the water. Etelvina already canchera and goes away. I throw a stick. Etelvina searches for and brings it to me and I throw it back. After a while Uma and Pastora fell to their owners and were installed in the exact usual place, and greeted me from afar ( and yet we have seen no verbal contact ) And the dogs began to play.
appeared 30 minutes after the north side of the 2 agents GUM and approached me shyly. I did not know they wanted because I was so focused on my dog \u200b\u200bwho was swimming away but half saw that stealthily approached me. And it was for me, because where I was standing had no people around.
Highest asked if the dog was leash. I said yes and I pointed at the staircase. Most pony
asked if I had a muzzle. I said no.
Highest ordered me to put the belt. I said it was leather and was going to ruin the water. Most pony
told me I could not have released the dog without a muzzle, I retire.
Etelvina retiring ..
And they went to give the same speech to the owners of Uma and Pastora, who have all the earmarks of walking to burn the place they are, have painted about living there and go to the river just a leg years ago .
I was really angry, as usual, and went puteándolos, which is what I do when injustice and, above all, "Imam "Take over my life without permission. And I went to walk the path to Etelvina to dry in the sun so you can put it in the car.
When I arrived at the gates that block the way to Balneare Florida, I went to meet with these two subjects they call " Don Quixote and Sancho Panza " that asked a gentleman and a lady how long they would be drinking mate in the bank that they had chosen because he could not be there. And I got into the media, and ironically, they pointed out the poor candidates who could not drink mate there, in what could head such a frenzy, moving. Mr. and lady that was helping them understand and laugh with that look of surprise that got me at first contact with these two in uniform and I could not be prosecuted unless Don Quixote and Sancho Panza to be left alone and continue with his absurd patrol to find new victims.
After that I started to chew my anger and fight hard within me not to follow it by letting me go and fuck, but I can not. It is impossible. So I left the dog in the car and went to the "security tent" in which Don Quixote and Sancho Panza were sitting drinking mate in the company of other actors who were seen at the break and they asked the name to shouting and very angry. Both two I revealed their identities ( I'm going to keep a dark secret to deschavarlos, mostly because they have no guilt, are 2 rubber giles, 2 salami poor who do not have to work with and who engaged in this absurd job and comply with orders issued by a municipality unbalanced and do not know how to show the city that invented these agents paid a living wage) and an official GUM, with open air look of pimp and police, I asked my identity by becoming the beautiful, to which I replied: Talarga, Juan Carlos ... "Juancho," for friends , but did not get the joke and noted the name on a piece of paper.
then stepped in chief of this little band of broken-eggs and appeared in society with respect shaking my hand saying that there is a law for over 20 years, 8,468 , which dictates that dogs should be with muzzled and chained me I told him, feeling at once a pimp, the cheerleading episode Wednesday afternoon, that if they were so strict in enforcing the laws more assholes, why they had passed so happily alongside 2 were skinny joint goal and they had not made mention of the topic, what Chief Jose Luis told me that such matters are purely and exclusively by the police, they are not for that.
then got into the brawl an older man, claiming that the '82 makes going to the river and the dogs running loose and no one has problems, why do I shat free party that way, but none said anything did as the man was not standing there like did not exist. I grabbed his shoulder and carried him back to his saddle and said plastic is not altered, as thanks for caring.
cazzo I always wondered what the initials meant " GUM" and always assumed, probably wrong, other than meanings: Thugs
United Manisero
Uruguayan Scorers Montoneros
Machete Users Free
Humongous ulcer Machiavellian
Geneva and Cassava Uvasal
Gerardo Butter Spread
Y a lot more.
Now I know what the hell these acronyms mean: United Garcadores
Master
Give him a warm applause to AA, IP and Mr. L. , agents, and leader, respectively, of the GUM, the organization as indispensable and as protective of the laws that preserve our integrity with grace, courage, drive and equity.
The GUM . The organization needed.
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