There is a little theme that I have rotted, the bars with WI FI .
At home I'm without internet, long ago, not one that I like him and I intend to hire only the service, not a super-combo pack full advantage of fixed telephone lines and cable TV to see these atrocities that happen years ago on TV and I decided no more. And I'm hoping for the best. And both use the Internet. I write a lot and when I have to post something I do from my office, where if you use Internet pay. Or I go to a bar, although this rarely did. Up to now, where I had 5 back episodes very unpleasant and, above all, very outrageous, to describe:
Monday 31 January. 14:30. Northern Access. Buenos Aires. Shell General Paz.
I was about to go on holiday and had to travel for work in Federal Capital, had to make sure that a person has read an email I sent prior to my trip, and should verify it before returning to Rosario, and that around and before taking the return route, I stopped to refuel and sat in the supermarket of that service station gas previously asking to check the mail. The girl who served me told me to feel, which I brought the order, and opened my notebook and prepared to wait for the compu recognize the WI FI service site. And he found, but was key. The girl came and consulté: How is the key to access the Internet? - and said "Shell Gral Paz" or something. And I tried and did not connect. And I had to go. I called the waitress and explained that I did not connect and I said, "Ah, then I do not know" . I paid Levité orange flavor was consumed by half and left. I could not check the mail and spent $ 8 in a drink that did not need to take. And I lost 20 minutes of my valuable time.
Friday February 4 16:00. Bar "Equis" ( for once, keep name) - Rosario
need verify if I received another important mail can not wait until tomorrow as I go on vacation early. I'm going to the bar. I ask for a cola and password. The girl tells me. Income on the Internet. The mail never arrived. I try to make time posting a movie theater in the blog because I have an hour. When I'm loading the picture is cut and I have to re-enter all data on the film: Title, Year / Tuft / Author / Critic / my name / photo / Resize . Oops! Was cut again!: Title, Year / Tuft / Author / Critic / my name / photo / Resize . Oops! Once again! And so four times. It bothers me what is happening but I check from time to time the mail and I need to receive mail arrives so I have no patience. I ask the waitress at the only time that makes me go through what could be the problem and says "What, do not walk?, ah, then I do not know " Finally achievement and post the film I receive mail that does not come, but do not worry, I have all afternoon in front and I do further proceedings in the Library "Zeta."
Friday February 4 - 17:30 pm - Library Zeta ( other that this time is saved ) - Rosario
I sit in the café of the bookstore and turn on the computer. The girl tells me the key and I ask for a mineral water, only drink that puts me in desperate situation of smoking. Income on the internet but I have limited or no connectivity . The waitress brings me water and I say what I can not connect, to which replied: " Ah, then I do not know "
I have to do more procedures in the library, so I'm trying, but I do not get internet .
Friday February 4 - 21:30 pm - the same Bar "Equis" as the old - Rosario.
Slightly desperate for failing to check the mail all afternoon, that last evening before going on holiday, the evening when my daughters were at home to be with me because it would then not for 15 days and I had a checking of bar-type this mail that was 19:30 when I had exhausted all chances to read it before nightfall and you can not, that evening when I needed to print the mail to be received on paper to correct for vacation then meet to move forward on that topic, I decided to return to the Bar "Equis " ask me another drink cola and download the file in PDF I sent for printing. So I left alone my daughters at home and went to the bar. I sat. I turned the computer and came the waiter, a nice person and very friendly boy, wondering what I wanted to take. I told him I wanted a cola drink. And he went to bring it to me. The laptop recognized the router and connected bar. I noticed in the mail and yes. He had the mail I'd been waiting for!.
The attachment of mail weighing 2.2 megabatios , or a little more than an old plastic floppy disk. A bargain. Click "download file ", "save in such a place " accept. " And the file megabatios began 2.2 down very slowly, I was surprised because it was a good fart file was not a movie or something crazy, it was a simple gil and son of a bitch archivito teeny-tiny, in 2011 should take to obtain a seconds, ten say as a stop. And the file is not falling. And from 50 % was really intolerable thing for very long down the rest 15 minutes. Yes, dear reader, fifteen minutes to finish off the next 50 %. Although in reality, the next 45 %, because when he arrived at 95 % are nails, rivets, stapling, welding, he said and hugged 95 % that never to increase if only a single 1 %. And I waited 15 minutes. But the 95 % looked at me defiantly from the little sign of rising of Windows and not before my eyes cross about serial murderer. I was half an hour in the Bar "Equis " trying to download a PDF file of megabatios 2.2, and I drank a cola drink that not only wanted to take it apart, it was time to dig a red.
Despair, anger, anger, indignation and absolute and uncompromising temper took over my being so unusual and called my children by telephone to warn that further delay would ( and was 10-something dark and we had dinner and I had not yet charged the dinner, which was transformed into a pizza Revenge, I say it in English to do propaganda). I got in the car and went, very, very angry, the Piazza del Duomo, where there is internet access. And I connected with. And I downloaded the file in a heartbeat. In the 10 or 15 seconds should be able to download a file megabatios 2.2 in February 2011, in this world. And I went to buy pizza. And after dinner I printed what I needed with my daughters sleep without having had contact with me almost all afternoon and decimated my psyche until further notice.
Now I know what you gonna say
" That rat you are, fuck you for not having internet ," or
"That you get for asshole," or
" And what do you want? If this country is a shit, "or
" not you catch it with the waiter, who is to blame "and other comments of coffee. Coffee without WI FI.
And it's wrong, I regret to inform. Because there is a sticker, very, very Entrador cheta in some bars in the doors and windows facing the street they say, black and white: " WI FI." Y WI FI "stands for" Wireless Fidelity "(wireless fidelity ), does not mean" Without Internet For Idiots Who SUPOS That They check mails and dog They Do. " I do not know you, but I smoke, and usually do after drinking a coffee, cola or orange levitated, and the non-smoking bars, and all that it took before smoking I have it in the fridge my house, and no need at all to go to a bar to spend between 6 and 10 pesos to take me a drink that will give me great win for a black whistle. And I'm not a bar if you have no yard. And with the brothel of times that I have to lose I'm not half an hour in a bar, if I do it because I want to use the service the threat bar to have in their windows. Nothing else.
Bars with WI FI and have a connection problem I know, I figure in the computer desk in the bottom, right, as we figure that we want to connect and fail to do so. A customer who enters a bar to "connect " does so with a portfolio showing clearly that comes with a notebook not yet heard that someone has entered a bar and, before sitting down, has taken the notebook sunrise inside, everyone needs to connect in a bar, it does show a portfolio and sitting, usually drawn from inside that the notebook portfolio waiting for the waiter to tell you the key because this is a crazy world, and we are all stick and no time. The waiter pointed out to the customer should make no connection with " a technical problem" if the bar owner did not before sitting behind the cash register, on a viewing angle that lets you view both the input as every hidden place of living, that would be honorable and would not leave the customer with the feeling that shit you drink arribeño queue.
Another thing, the boys should consider that they are all saying the same thing and that one day someone will be upset. Chances are you did not know, how can they imagine that all the waiters in the world, when asked about the connection problem, they will respond " ah, then I do not know " It is impossible to know, and safe they do not do bad guys, but should consider several other options, particularly analyzing the unforgiving world in which we live, which is full of lunatics. Here are
, dear young men, a few examples:
Is there internet? What weird!
This is a nice way to get away with, since the employee does not stick and the client begins to look with concern at the cashier, who is owner of the establishment. And the boy is free of guilt and position.
Ah, yes! What idiot! I forgot to tell you, yes. He cut a while ago. Want to prefer to stay or go? In order not worry that I cancel.
This choice leaves the boy very well stand as it stands with his client and knowing whether or not there was internet, you can return to the box and tell your boss: " the rate of 34 is going because there is no internet "And smart. The boy does not pay drinking. The client either. The head is put the batteries and try to solve the problem so that does not happen again.
"And what happens is that what you want ... This son of a bitch is a rat ... ... Do not put a handle about 1 year ago no problems with internet ... Customers complain, but it all sucks an egg "
This example is not a good choice because it is getting too client side and the boy may not have noticed that the boss was just passing by behind him because he was urinating and may have heard the comment, angry, and throw the mother said to him re thousand bore.
"Ah, then I do not know" is the most direct way to go nonstop to the customer instead of hate. The customer goes to hate the boy without blaming anyone else. Because that attitude of " me if you suck an egg you can connect or not " or "what the hell my mind if there is or no internet, the basin is playing sports and I'm laburando because I missed yesterday and I did do today double shift "means turn over all the anger on the boy. The client ignores even up the issue of connection failure, becoming quite angry with a guy who just show everywhere that not only cares that you can not connect, nor would care if his client died in that moment or the cola had a dog turd floating inside. And that's very rude. It is likely that in the very near future comes at the top of a major morning: "boy murdered for the year by putting a router and a cola drink"
So, dear boy, I know you do not have the guilt, but for its own sake try to choose one of the first two examples I gave. Be good to your customer. Your customer is your friend. And your client, you stay at home watching Tinelli. Or sporting the bowl game ...
For the Council owes me nothing.
PostData: I went on holiday. And in the Santa Rosa de la Pampa I ran out of battery in the phone, so we entered the city looking for a bar with WI FI . Santa Rosa is great, is a great city, full of santarroseños. And full of bars with tables on the sidewalk. The day was nice, but going much further than Santa Rosa de la Pampa, should continue the trip if I wanted to get on the same day. But I had to tell my daughters that we were good so we stopped at a bar with WI FI to at least send an email.
The waiter came. We asked for a pizza and a couple of colas. When we brought the order I asked for the key to access the Internet. Gonzalo ( so called ) Told me they had no internet, surprised at my request, then I pointed out the glass window of the bar where she worked, where he had a huge sticker WI FI, and, smiling, I said no, that was the previous bar, who had forgotten to remove the sticker ...
The liveliness of the bar owners is sailing a little.
damn you all to shit.
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