I was on vacation, I went to Puerto Madryn nine days. Three years ago I was not going on vacation. I left with the patron and Etelvina, my dog, which the stoic bank 1400 miles that separated us from the idyllic wilderness of Patagonia, and enjoyed the beach the waves of salt water without the hassle of officials GUM not let you do that in our city.
And as befits a holiday, the Rev. I fart. At the cemetery as a ringtone fart, to fart as horn ashtray plane or bike. The fart as Susana brain or Fantino. And when you are the things that makes fart fart or would in traditional days. And I will try to tell in this publication by a canchero nice preamble to place them in position.
few months ago I went to Pancho, my paperboy and Balcarce Salta friend, to find the Sunday morning that I jealously guard and, while waiting to treat me as he had a lady buy the magazines soon and and Paparazzi newspaper La Capital , I was contemplating offers from magazines that Pancho looked at those shelves of finite plate where await copies boyfriend tight after a tea-colored elastic milk and noticed with surprise that among the Male , Maxim , little glasses, Caras, Gente Radiolandia and had a magazine that simply said: SUSANA . And it had another name. SUSANA .
At first I thought it was a special edition of any or People Faces of this blonde woman and gerontology to the public is re-nice person and consumed without rhyme or reason but no, it was a magazine brand SUSANA . The magazine was called SUSANA . And Susan was at the top, with a long dress, wearing sunglasses and laughing for up with their mouths wide open with one hand on the right pin of the lens and the other in the crib, pulling her ass back in that pose but as trite as this woman of 67 years.
Pancho And I asked what the hell was that and I said, shrugging his shoulders, which was a review of Susan.
I asked him what the hell I said inside and said, shrugging his shoulders, he did not know.
And I went home really intrigued, because I could not conceive that there is a magazine devoted exclusively to Susana Gimenez ... who will buy this magazine? "To read what? I was restless.
Well, months went by, the blogs work and suddenly I did find with the holidays and here we are on vacation and returned with great joy to tell you that, to the Rev. fart and scratching the liver for four hands, not knowing what to do for bored cazzo more so when my wife sent some mails in a bar with WiFi YES that had internet, I stood with great skepticism in front of those little frames with iron bars with 10 or 15 completely irrelevant magazines to choose and read one as boring as it is. And they do not know why the copy of the clothesline hung black magazine that ...? Yes! From the magazine SUSANA! So
I did not hesitate a moment, I clung to that issue with great courage and went, very funny, to my table to revel in the discovery while my wife was sending pictures of the trip to their relatives.
At the top was Susana (how could it be otherwise) wearing a shield (say Boluda Total ) pink, with a skunk stuck in his head, clearly pose "I'm pissing evil "but, as always, very funny, with a name for herself in pastel color or something that can be framed as you see in the picture that I drove him up here.
I started to leaf through the copy with curiosity and had advertisements for clothes, many, many pages of advertisements for clothing. In a normal magazine provided one has to morfar the first and second layer of clothing and then comes the editorial, the index and the notes start. Here no. Here's the editorial (Susan ) appeared on page 20 or so. Re already burned to see advertisements for clothes, but Susana's editorial appeared, I read with great enthusiasm. And transcribed (yes, dear reader, remember that it was the fart and I loved being in that state)
The editorial of the month of September 2010 the magazine said SUSANA, written by her same, as follows:
Ahhhhh! Spring came, that nostalgia for the past, school, picnic, going out with friends, we had fun like crazy without drugs, alcohol ... No we needed!
lived in love, thinking about boys and dreaming of being great and do everything that would not let us do ...
I have the memory of laughing all day.
The reasons why a guy like me or not there were several:
First, it had to be very handsome, then compounded if it was good in sports, if he danced well or was canchero walking. As he dressed, he was also an important fact. All totaled
points: flirtation, seduction is there anything more fun? That
eternal kisses were cute you drew the heart the mouth, because it is kissing and has always been an art. Not to mention the drama of coming home with necks marked! Unforgettable tactics to change the low and high heels and shorten the skirt to leave. I remain grateful for the abetting of mother to get out during the week. I wonder: is there any need to do this today? I know I was not born yesterday, but neither took centuries how much could have changed everything! No I mean all the past was better, but I would say that's great to return the slow, the doorways, red ears and bouquets of flowers at the gates ...
Well girls, I'm going to listen to Luis Miguel. Happy Spring to all!!
What this?
What am I reading?
Why this woman has this magazine?
Who buys?
anyone buying?
Why?
Why?
"The ladies who buy this magazine know what they are buying? What
read in the copy of 272 pages of the magazine September Susana 2010?
Talan "trees to make prints or is a special paper made from camel dung, not forest raw material needs? Then I followed
browsing, completely puzzled, and I found several partners: Maju Lozano, Jaime Baily , Alessandra Rampolla , Ivan de Pineda and Valeria Shapira, among others.
I stopped to read even the title of this writing, the editorial I had met Susan. There was only one moment in 272 pages of advertisements infested clothing brands that I stopped for a moment:
"Travel with Ricardo Darin in Europe for many years, part"
Where a cartoonist had drawn in a convertible driving neutral Ricardo and Susana and daughter sitting behind waving his arms like those inflatable dolls fanatics parking seems that they were assaulted and were very, very nervous with their hands up. But I read it, I lacked the 1st party insurance had been in the previous ...
Susana Gimenez has a lot of money. Susana Giménez lives besieged by a horde of opportunists fifties that two of three will come and change the multi-million scam. Susana Giménez is ignorant. Susana Giménez do not know where or where it stands and what should be done for the good of humanity as a woman with the potential to reverse some issues. The magazine that carried his name should actually be another gentleman who put his money to Susana Gimenez to use your name in exchange for a completely absurd and delusional editorial and a couple of stories stupid this lady has seen over his long career.
The editorial of the month of September of this incomprehensible publication has nothing to envy of those telephone conversations of two ladies in the neighborhood who do not have what to do until a few hours of laburo turn their husbands and have them to prime mate.
Why Susana paid fortunes for making those comments and the ladies common neighborhood which he called "Dona Marta" no?
Is it not time that Dona Marta to reclaim copyright to the least? Go to the editorial office and tell them why she had published the month before the phone a friend?
Ricardo Darin knows that Susan is counting on a holiday magazine that he had for many years?
Why is there so much injustice and inequality in the world?
What does this question just ask?
Have I gone mad? Today
not engaging either the radio in the business (I have a very shed faradaydiano prevents fine-tuning) and had to put the one that worked, at noon.
There is a new program that leads to bravely (...) Alejandro Fantino. I was not paying attention, I put it to not feel so alone and hear something. Never listen to that radio. Fantino was the hour and a half I listened to panelists asking what was the tip of mine or type ideal . " And the panelists felt things very similar to those Susana Giménez raised in its editorial of September: I had to dance well, it had to be canchero and stuff, which I really like this, and I love this one ... Or I would put it this lady, or Stop fooling around! How are you going to give that! And so on ...
What is happening to humanity?
Will we all subnormal? How much does
Fantino for this program? How much does
Susana for this magazine?
How can this happen all the time and nobody does anything about anything to resolve it?
why people watch or Susan read or listen to talk about such nonsense Fantino?
No one has anything better to do? Am I
I'm crazy and I feel that I live in a world weighed or be surrounded by human beings with their tiny cultural needs met?
Some day we will see a light in the way? Some day
change television, radio and magazines?
I think not. There will be devoted to looking at the wall and thinking. Thinking. E invent something.
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