Yesterday
rented " Social Network." I did not want to rent. I get very angry films " must see", but hey, my status as a rising film critic made the hires.
A couple of years I have Facebook . I did not want to have it. It seemed to fart, but both my girlfriend and my daughters and my friends recommended me to make me one, because it is very useful: you can connect with friends from high school he saw no more, with a relative who does not know exists, can advertise things you do, in short, is an interesting tool.
Three things attracted me: there are friends school 20 years ago I do not see even though we live in the same city. But I do not see, and I would like to know what they are. Regarding relatives, I always was curious to know if anyone else with my name, it is not very common in my city just me, no other. And what attracted me to publish things, I have a couple of rock bands and my blogs, and it is helpful to have a place where you know that at least all your friends know immediately if you play on that side or if you posted something new blogs. That's good.
So I did. I uploaded a bunch of pictures and my daughters loved me, and my girlfriend and my friends today. And I began to find high school classmates but not found. As much as I dug into the ether of this famous network not found. And I dont understand
Facebook . I do not like nice. I do not understand what the "wall " the people who sent me a " touch, it's" a touch such "as of" touch back, "what of" I like this thing "or" no longer I like, "what's" Pepito you tagged in a photo "when I'm not only in the picture above but there is a puppy or an ad for Campari, of the "Become a fan such thing." I do not understand why can not I find the people they built my own Facebook and receipt daily friend requests from people who do not know or with whom I have only 1 friend in common. I do not understand Facebook .
At first I assumed it was because I am an old fart for some things. There are things on the internet that outweigh me and giles were created for boys who are now, and we pass the wrong cloth when it comes to computer issues concerned (my daughters, for example, are a couple of those giles ... ) . But no, not that. I surf the Internet quite well. Facebook is only happening to me. Facebook not understand. I do not like nice.
And one day a relative, in Buenos Aires. A guy of 50 years or so, with a son a bit smaller than me, but with my same name. Or, in Buenos Aires there is a guy named like me. And I did not know. And I found out through Facebook . But we did not more ball, we talk a week of this or that and it stopped. Now I have added in msn over a year ago and I'm do not know what block it, because why do I want from my contacts? If you do not talk anymore ... And then there was another relative. In Mendoza. And the same thing: Bla-bla and then nothing. Desert.
With the only high school friend I keep seeing (personally, not Facebook) organize a meeting with the entire course (he has contact with 2 or 3 and passed the ball) And we join . were 17 (of 48 that had the course) .
There are 3 who died. Others did not come because they were left. Others were laburando. Others are not heard. After that we spent the mails and we add another to that previously could not get Facebook locate, and there did appear some members missing. But 2 or 3, there's at least 20 that do not appear, to which the power of Facebook is not even being tickled.
So, you know? Had to organize a dinner to get our facebooks , which should be exactly the opposite, so I wonder: What is the Facebook ? What real advantage I have to have created a Facebook my name? I do not like Facebook, I do not like nice, I think a very impersonal, very board, very shoping. Very Yanki. Very true.
Well, last night I saw the movie about the life of the creator of Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg (I'm not going to translate that name into Castilian because it's pornographic, but in English it would be something and "blow-cocks ) .
At the top says, "a brilliant film " - "AMERICAN MILESTONE " - "Revolutionary - Fully emblematic of its time and place " - "SENSATIONAL "-" SOMETHING UNUSUAL "-" COLOSSAL AND STIMULATING "to these big signs covering half of the dvd cover and leaving the tight players on one side of the picture, as if they had been told when taken photography, which is run because this would cost some unusual plastic unparalleled critical and would plug.
" Social Network", which is the name the film tells how he created in 2003, Facebook , with the help of Mark Zuckerberg, a nerd completely overwhelmed by his intelligence. An intelligence that prevents him from interacting with peers and ending finally destroying his relationship with a girlfriend not knowing quite valuable to treat and humiliate her all the time unintentionally.
Mark Zuckerberg, who walks through life always with a shirt and a hooded camperita with red eyes completely lost in thought, he has no idea of \u200b\u200bwhat a touch or a hug or a favor for a friend or a joke, he asks his "great friend ? University 1000 dollars to buy more cornered a server to create a social network is not yet clear how it work. After this a few weaknesses of the university of Harvard, but larger than it, they hear that Mark is trying to create a new space and they, who already have more advanced topic, I invite you to participate in the project. And Mark agrees. But only to internalize the idea of \u200b\u200bthese guys and so his polish. And it goes and leaves paying. And believe Facebook. With the help of her Brazilian friend he borrowed a thousand dollars. And sing
begin to have friends registered and must invest a little more, because they must buy more servers that hold information of hundreds of comrades who, as founding members, will make their first facebooks. And his Brazilian friend (who appreciates well) gives other 18,000 dollars. And Mark is the decision to live in California on the recommendation of the owner of Napster already cut their teeth and want to get a slice.
From overnight (very recently) Facebook becomes untenable to Mark by a lack of data storage and begin to show companies that want invest in your project. And Mark is a millionaire.
Until then, Mark possesses the 63 %, the Brazilian friend 30 % and the creator of Napster % 7 (he was to get the idea of \u200b\u200b" the " to the title, formerly "the Facebook ) . And start to see their million dollars, then the tens of millions of dollars, and then, without scales, thousands of millions of dollars.
Eduardo Saverin, his friend put the dollar Brazilian
Sean Parker - Napster, who advised him to live in California.
Mark Zuckerberg makes a manganeta his friend from college and leaving her actions liquefies offside. His friend, very hurt, makes trial. Mark Zuckerberg tries not to pay a penny of what you reproach but lawyers for the parties reach an agreement and pays Mark Zuckerberg to colleagues I stole the idea in 2003, 65 billion, and friend that the bank unconditionally at the beginning of this project, 100 billion, when the brand was already valued at U $ S 25,000,000,000
currently worth U $ S 50,000,000,000. Fifty billion dollars. Mark Zuckerberg owns fifty billion dollars.
Mark Zuckerberg is a turd. A son of whores. A cagador who climbed up to where the hand of people who supported him and trusted him without asking anything in return and ended up being sidelined for the unquestionable ability to maneuver this crafty bastard having a pair of great talents:
is a developer and operator of social networking master.
It is also a son of a bitch opportunists.
then back outraged scores of the prestigious daily on the cover of the dvd:
" a brilliant film" The New York Times - Brilliant why? Why casually shows the misery of this filthy human? I felt so good movie. Much less "bright"
"AMERICAN MILESTONE " Rolling Stone - A landmark U.S.? Is it because it shows unquestionably the way to be the average American, with all consecutive values \u200b\u200bof reality, which only seeks to transcend as billionaire showing the world that can still achieve the American dream? Maybe ... I might be a "landmark U.S. " ...
"REVOLUTIONARY " The New Yorker - Revolutionary?? Here's another that made me angry ... Revolutionary??
"SENSATIONAL " The New York Times again - Sensational way to shit your friends ...
" SOMETHING UNUSUAL AND STUNNING CONTEMPORARY FILM " Stephen Holden - New York - This Stephen Holden, I do not know who he is, you've seen a movie more or see only this in his life?
"COLOSSAL AND STIMULATING " - TIME Magazine - Stimulant for? To foster among you, the Yankee, more ways to shit on everything? Why not cheat on each other once and shot shit and die? Did not realize they are a malignant tumor on the planet? Is a green mucus bloody beating and grows with some dark and ruthless end? Violence look and Rivas, modesty, so I better touch.
Mark Zuckerberg is 26 and is the youngest man and richest in the world.
I can not believe what you're thinking this turd at the moment. Because I'm afraid. The entire world should avoid certain turds walk with so much money in your wallet. And the airline should choose better places to park.
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